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props to the guy who designed this; holler at the dude who rocked the icons; word to your mom.
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Buckle Up PSA



March 09, 2010, 3:35pm

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La Roux = <3



March 03, 2010, 9:21pm

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Love this image.

Love this image.



March 02, 2010, 10:16pm

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“Thank you, Canada: For being such good hosts. For your unfailing courtesy. For your (mostly) beautiful weather. For scheduling no more than 60 percent of your float plane departures at the exact moment when I was trying to say something on television. For not seeming to mind the occasional (or constant) good-natured mimicry of your accents. For your unique TV commercials — for companies like Tim Hortons — which made us laugh and cry. For securing this massive event without choking security, and without publicly displaying a single automatic weapon. For having the best garment design and logo-wear of the games — you’ve made wearing your name a cool thing to do. For the sportsmanship we saw most of your athletes display. For not honking your horns. I didn’t hear one car horn in 15 days — which also means none of my fellow New Yorkers rented cars while visiting. For making us aware of how many of you have been watching NBC all these years. For having the good taste to have an anchorman named Brian Williams on your CTV network, who turns out to be such a nice guy. For the body scans at the airport which make pat-downs and cavity searches unnecessary. For designing those really cool LED Olympic rings in the harbor, which turned to gold when your athletes won one. For always saying nice things about the United States…when you know we’re listening. For sharing Joannie Rochette with us. For reminding some of us we used to be a more civil society. Mostly, for welcoming the world with such ease and making lasting friends with all of us.”

— Brian Williams, Leaving behind a thank-you note for Canada (via apsies) (via lovegeneration) (via jgomes) (via alisonj)



Reblogged from All in a Day for AlisonJ.

March 01, 2010, 12:11am

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Right…. This is why…



February 26, 2010, 3:47pm

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Why do I find this so hilarious?

Why do I find this so hilarious?



February 26, 2010, 3:46pm

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February 25, 2010, 2:58pm

Clients from Hell

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activeden:

clientsfromhell:

Client: “[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200.  Why should I go with you?”

Me: “Has he done any work for you in the past?”

Client: Yeah!  He did [Other Site] for me.

[I load the other site]

Me: “The entire site’s done in Flash.”

Client: “Huh?”

Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users.”

Client: “I know.  Cool, huh?”

Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users… none of whom can see it…”

Client: “Huh?”

Me: “The iPhone doesn’t support Flash.”

Client: “Well it looks fine on my PC!”

Me: “Do you have an iPhone?”

Client: “No.”

Me: “…”

Client: “Tell you what, I’m just gonna go with [Indian outsourcer].  He seems like he knows what he’s doing and I’m not sure you do.”

Me: “Have fun.”



Reblogged from ActiveDen.

February 23, 2010, 2:57pm

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Tegan and Sara - Alligator

New video! Woo!



February 23, 2010, 2:42pm

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spacethebeyond:

Here is a great picture of Endeavour landing last night. #sts130 on Twitpic

spacethebeyond:

Here is a great picture of Endeavour landing last night. #sts130 on Twitpic



Reblogged from Space the beyond.

February 23, 2010, 1:33pm